There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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