You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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