So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
