So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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