Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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