Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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