no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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