I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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