If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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