his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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