I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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