omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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