Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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