You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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