quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins