So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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