he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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