Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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