so explain again why im purple
no
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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