I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
