It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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