Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish i was in the wii world.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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