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Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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