dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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