It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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