: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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