I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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