You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I can't turn off my feet"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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