I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You work out of a Hotel?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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