he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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