no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
