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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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