just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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