i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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