Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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