dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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