This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Sorry my hands just texted you
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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