another moral hangover. fuck.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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