Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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