Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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