is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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