I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
