I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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