no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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