She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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