so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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