Already got asked if we're dating
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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