Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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