Plan B is the new Plan A
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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