U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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