You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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