That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
