I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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