Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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