Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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