kristin has been a bad kristin
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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