he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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