Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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