your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
